Mother’s Day Humor
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Exercises That Do No Good
By John Pool, M.D. Climbing the walls Dragging your heels Grasping at straws Skipping your meals Tilting at windmills Spinning your wheels Jumping the gun Passing the buck Kicking yourself Pushing your luck Stretching the truth Running amock Swimming upstream Flying off the handle Falling out Going for broke Heaving a sigh Throwing a fit…
Murphy’s Laws for Mothers
Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don’t. If you can’t remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn’t. The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you. Never criticize your mother’s cooking if you expect to…
Is this what we have to look forward to???????
A group of 15-year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might…
An Old Woman, Her Daughter and a Donkey
There was an old woman, her daughter and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the daughter should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the daughter to ride and the old woman to walk. The woman and her daughter…