Funny stories and quotes

Laughter is good for the soul…and the relationship…

  • “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty year she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
  • “Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.” – Ogden Nash
  • “I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.” – Beatrice Lillie
  • “A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have.” – Robert Brault
  • “It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – From The Golden Girls
  • “When humor goes, there goes civilization.” – Erma Bombeck

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